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Monday, January 29, 2001

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Bush has been inaugurated. He and Cheney are having lunch at a restaurant near the White House.
Cheney orders the "Heart-Healthy" salad.
Bush leans over to the waitress and says "Honey, could I have a quickie?"
She's horrified! She says, "Mr. President, I thought your administration would bring a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see I was wrong and I'm sorry I voted for you," and she marches off.

Cheney leans over and says "George, it's pronounced 'QUICHE'."

(Thanks to Julian Orr for passing this one along)

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