Where is the world heading? Dubya is running things in the US. Over in the middle east, Ariel Sharon is winning the Israeli election. The man should be hung by his thumbs, not elected to run a country.
Bush has been inaugurated. He and Cheney are having lunch at a restaurant near the White House.
Cheney orders the "Heart-Healthy" salad.
Bush leans over to the waitress and says "Honey, could I have a quickie?"
She's horrified! She says, "Mr. President, I thought your administration would bring a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see I was wrong and I'm sorry I voted for you," and she marches off.
Cheney leans over and says "George, it's pronounced 'QUICHE'."