Cooking should come with a warning label?

I've been going to Shalimar for ages, but this last thursday was the first time I really looked at the menu. And look what nugget of wisdom I found hidden in it:

Cooking in your own kitchen
can make you go bananas!

Oh, that's what cooking has done for me. Explains a lot, huh? Now that my kitchen is all packed in many many boxes, would I regain my sanity soon, you think?