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Tuesday, April 01, 2003

Has the whole world gone

Has the whole world gone absolutely mad?
Two homicidal maniacs are going at it like there's no tomorrow.

One cannot resist to invoke his God at every turn,
even as his portentous army blasts away at cities full of people.
The other has just called for a Jihad against the infidels invading his holy land.

This reminds me of a poignant story published on The Onion just a few days after 9/11.

God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule

Responding to recent events on Earth, God, the omniscient creator-deity worshipped by billions of followers of various faiths for more than 6,000 years, angrily clarified His longtime stance against humans killing each other Monday.
"I'm talking to all of you, here!" continued God, His voice rising to a shout. "Do you hear Me? I don't want you to kill anybody. I'm against it, across the board. How many times do I have to say it? Don't kill each other anymore--ever! I'm fucking serious!"

Do you think they'll ever listen?


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